Dear Diet gurus, weight loss pushers and that little pink patch that promises a loss of 25 pounds in less than a month,
Please stop. Yep, I said it . PLEASE STOP.
Yes, I am human and sorely tempted by your snakeoil tactics. Who doesn't want to lose weight without exercise, being hungry or eating less?? Yes, I wish there was a pill or a patch or a simple surgery that I could buy and I'd be down to my pre-baby weight with no heartache or trying. We're all wishing for a simple, painless way to get ride of these pounds.
BUT IT'S NOT TRUE! And as much as I want to believe you, I know it's all lies. I know that you will only make me sick, harm my system or possibly make me poo my pants and I'm just not willing to put up with that. So please, save your money and stop your commercials, magazine ads and pop ups on my computer because I'm not listening. Nope, not at all. Not any more and never again.
Now excuse me while I go sweat my ass off at the gym.
Sincerely,
Tired of being lied to.
PS. Can you tell it's been that kind of week??
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
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4 comments:
AMEN SISTA!!!!!
Yep. I know your pain!
dude.
i dried my jeans in the dryer and now they don't fit.
ouch.
You are so right...I totally agree, except that I just got suckered into buying the "crunchless abs" video.
'cuz lord knows after two kids and 2 emergency cesareans
that area down south ain't gonna shrink into a 6 pack without MAJOR intervention!
But you'd have to hold a gun to my head to make me take Alli because I don't want to have to pay to the poopies to lose weight.
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